Dwight Schrute Quotes that’ll Make Your Workplace Even Better

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The Office was a success mockumentary sitcom ran for about 9 years on NBC.

And it’s still worth watching until today.

It’ll never fail to put a smile on your moody face after dealing with your daily tasks.

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In this sitcom, there’s one character named Dwight Schrute, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

There are lots of Dwight Schrute quotes that you can learn from really.

He has a co-worker named Jim Halpert who are fond of teasing him like a lot.

Trust me, you won’t find yourself in a moody face after seeing these archenemy colleagues do and deal with their jobs in The Office.

You’ll find Jim, John Krasinski annoys Dwight in the smartest way you could never think of.

And then Dwight will try to make it even with his own way.

The Movie: The Office (TV Series)

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The Office UK version was the original series created by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.

It was a huge hit TV show ran from 2001-2003 with twelve episode plus two special Christmas editions.

In this film there are work sarcastic values

Greg Daniels adapted for an American TV show on NBC.

It did follow the previous success hit and ran from 2005-2013.

The Character: Dwight Schrute

Dwight might a co-worker you wish you’d never be at the same workplace with, but he genuinely makes The Office look so real and entertaining.

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Dwight is described as an assistant to the manager who doesn’t seem to have a good sense of humor and a bit disorganized.

Dwight and Jim make an excellent sales team, in spite of their personal rivalry and aversion.

Best Dwight Quotes

Loyality Quotes

Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty.

Before I do anything I ask myself, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don’t, you’ll be eaten in your sleep.

I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther.

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Who is Justice Beaver?

I wish I could menstruate. I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch.

Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.

I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex panterher in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken Quotes. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.

I never thought I’d say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.

Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

Best Quotes From The Office

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My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.

And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff’s deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven’t.

I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors.

All you need is love? False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter.

It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.

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I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same…except I could fly.

You’re a perfectly fine toilet… I’m just an extraordinary piece of crap.

People say, ‘oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man’s.

The hand that reaches from the grave to grip your throat is the strong hand you want on the wheel.

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The eyes are the groin of the head.

Dwight Schrute Cousin Quotes

Tell, I’m not dead, I’m the lion, you’re dead!

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy, each one better than the last!

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I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.

Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.

Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.

Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.

Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.

Nothing stresses me out. Except for having to seek the approval of my inferiors.

Trivia/Interesting Fact

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Dwight schrute fact born January 20, 1978.

Greg Daniels wanted The Office U.S version to be different than its original series.

To do so, Steve Carrell didn’t peek at The Famous Office original show to get close with what Greg Daniels asked about.

Well, Dwight Schrute is a crucial character in The Office the farm.

Dwight Schrute quotes seem to be a very realistic and speak the truth of being an employee in an office.

Anyhow, it is a matter of taste or choice when it comes to talking about which TV series is the best. So, you better watch it for yourself.

Dwight was also the Vice President of Special Projects Development for the Sabre Corporation, but was soon replaced by Todd Packer who was eventually terminated.

In the final season, Dwight is finally offered the position of permanent Regional Manager.

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