Michael Scott Quotes, From ‘The Office Dunder Mifflin paper company’ Sitcom

About Michael Scott

The office is an American fly-on-the-wall sitcom aired in 2005 – 2013.

It sets at Dunder Mifflin paper company in Scranton Pennsylvania.

Michael Scott is a middle-aged branch manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

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He’s an attention seeking guy and a bit arrogant.

Michael Scott quotes have something in common with your everyday life at workplaces.

In The Office, you’ll meet him and his employees who make the work environment feel so alive.

There are Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, Pam Beesly, Angela Martin, Kelly Kapoor, Ryan Howard, and many more.

You’ll love the workplace in which these guys work together.

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And yeah, sometimes they prank one another.

Especially Jim to Dwight vice versa.

The Movie: The Office (TV Series)

The Office is adapted from a hit British TV series which has the same name.

It has 9 seasons with the length of each episode is around 25 minutes.

The Office centers the life of people working at a paper company with their daily problems in The Office.

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You won’t be able to not laughing watching their somewhat silly and childish behaviors in the workplace.

The Character: Michael Scott

Michael Scott is, well, a boss who lacks empathy and has high self-admiration.

He loves to kid with his employees with his not-so-funny jokes that often creates a little chaos in The Office.

He seems to consider everything in The Office is funny.

There’s nothing to be taken seriously when he’s around.

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Michael Scott Quotes

Best Michael Scott Quotes

I’m running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

You should have burned down this place when you had a chance.

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.

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Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Saved a life. My own. Am I a hero?… I really can’t say, but yes!

No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.

Dwight, you ignorant slut!

So I don’t think that this is totally just a woman’s suit.

An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… An office is a place where dreams come true.

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The Office Michael Scott Quotes

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

Do I have a special someone? Well, yeah of course. A bunch of ’em. My employees.

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

think you’re great. You’re my best friend.

They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will.

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Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was… No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.

Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.

give them food. Not directly, but through the money.

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say ‘no’ to being my friend.

Michael Scott Inspirational Quotes

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guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.

They were flying all over the place and they were scary and they’d come down and they’d suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!

You know what they say ‘Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice…strike three.

I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

All my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parents’ dream.

And I’m optimistic because everyday I get a little more desperate.

I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.

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St. Patrick’s Day is the closest thing the Irish have to Christmas.

I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.

The worst thing about prison was the dementors.

And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

There’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s called a joke.

Trivia/Interesting Fact

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In the 13th episode of season 6, Ed Helms, who played Andy Bernard, couldn’t stop laughing during shooting the Secret Santa episode.

Kevin sits on Michael’s lap.

It was so hilarious and it took 30 times to make that scene.

Lots of funny and honest quotes complete this sitcom. too.

You could probably relate Michael Scotts quotes to your daily life basis.

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