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About Minions
Minions are rather small, yellow creatures who like bananas and apples.
Minions often fight one another over picayune things, but they love each other.
In spite of having similar appearances, Gru can remember each name of them.
They speak their own language, Minionese.
Minion quotes are difficult to understand unless you watch the movie series.
“Papoy?” Do you know what it means? If you watched Despicable Me and remembered the scene, you’d probably understand its meaning.
Minionese is formed from real different languages such as French, Spanish and related to food references.
Minions do know English though.
They’re loyal to Gru their master and fully support Gru’s evil actions.
Gru’s date of birth is 9-28-1960, as shown in the state adoption file on the computer.
This makes him of about nine years old when the Apollo 11 moon landing happened.
The Movie: Despicable Me
The film was animated in the French studio Mac Guff in Paris, and although a U.S. production.
It was written and directed by Spaniards and Frenchmen, making Despicable Me (2010) a very cross-cultural production.
The Great Pyramid of Giza has been reported missing.
It turns out it was stolen by Vector Perkins. Vector has a secret weapon, the shrink ray.
It allows him to make everything he shoots shrunk.
Gru finally knows Vector’s secret, and he plans to steal the weapon.
Gru has even a greater idea. His evil heist is to steal the moon.
Yes, you’re right. Stilling the moon.
When Gru, the world’s most super-bad turned super-dad has been recruited by a team of officials to stop lethal muscle and a host of Gru’s own.
He has to fight back with new gadgetry, cars, and more minion madness.
Released theatrically on July 9, 2010 in the United States, Despicable Me grossed over $546 million worldwide against a budget of $69 million.
It launched the Despicable Me franchise series of films, including the sequel Despicable Me 2 in 2013, another sequel, Despicable Me 3 in 2017.
And the prequel, Minions, released in 2015, which featured Gru’s Minions as the main characters.
The Character: Gru
Gru is not a hero actually.
He’s a super-villain who adopts three orphanage kids, Margo, Edith and Agnes to smooth the way for stealing the shrink ray.
He uses them to distract and keep Vector busy.
While he’s planning to steal Vector’s secret weapon.
He’s not alone, anyway.
He has a minion army and Dr. Nefario to help him achieve his insane ambition.
Quotes Minions
Very Funny minions Quotes
Pappadom?
Bee-do! Bee-do!
Kanpai
The minions are stupid and savage, but they have one thing that makes them semi-useful: there’s a whole fucking lot of them.
Everyone would be so happy.
Ngaaahaaa! Patalaki patalaku Big Boss!!
No!no! Stay away from there. It’s fragile.
Nope, it wasn’t easy for these guys. But they never gave up.
Oh! Hello, papaguena! Tu le bella comme le papaya.
Fire! And one, two, three.
Science is most definitely not a priesthood where people stand on a mountain and pass truths down to the waiting minions below.
Unless they’re dead.
Well, you’re gonna have to get through me!
I sit down on the toilet… wait what?
No, no, no. Me do it. Me do it. Speta. Che le blumock.
Thank you and what?
Someday, i’m going to go to the moon.
He wasn’t this good at being evil overnight.
Hilarious Minions Quotes
You were given this life because you are strong enough to love it.
Banana!
England! England! England!
It’s going to be a blast.
Admit it, you pushed a door that says pull.
C’est banana! Hahaha! Miam miam! Huh? … Ay yi yi!
This is torture!
Without a master, they became lonely and depressed.
The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
I am not special, i am just limited edition.
No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!
I’m seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.
King bob!
If you have problem with me, tell me, not everybody else.
Gentlemen do not steal ladies’ crowns!
Woah! These guys are pumped!
Life is getting too complicated, i wanna be 5 again.
Work for me, and all your dreams come true. Respect! Power!
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This is gonna be so fun!
You never know what you have until, you clean your room.
Maybe i’ll settle them down with a bedtime story.
Ugly and i hate you.
Oh, yes. I’ve got a really really really good bedtime porry.
Many of my friends will relate to this..!!!
Uh, la cucaracha?
That is a groovy idea! I’ll get some cookies and warm milk.
If people will give me single word replies, chances are that i don’t believe them and i don’t text them back.
Why must you be so old.
Mi bellas! Mi bellas! Mi bellas!
He tried to kill me!
Almost everyone faced the same situation from schooling.
Doesn’t it feel so good to be bad?
Go back to where it all began.
We love you and marriage.
It’s so fluffy i’m gonna die.
Mind the gap! Mind the gap! Mind the gap!
I feel used. Not gonna lie.
I’m hungry and apple.
Some Interesting Fact
Steve Carell, famous for his role as Michael Scott from The Office, was the voice actor of Gru and his brother Dru in Despicable Me 3.
Despicable Me movie series was produced by Illumination.
You might start wanting to learn Minionese after watching Despicable Me.
That’s an effective way to understand what minion quotes mean.
Directors Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud wrote a language for the gibberish the minions speak throughout the film.
They called it “minion-ese”. Each word the minions speak in the film translates into an actual word.
When Gru is leaving with the girls the first time, each of the girls has their own luggage.
When the young one is being carried out on his leg, no one is carrying her backpack.
But she has it leaving his vehicle when they get to his home.
Also, since the ship had already re-enlarged well before the minion, it is hard to see no one noticed.