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About Ron Swanson
Parks and Recreation were created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur for NBC.
Ron Swanson, played by Nick Offerman, is Diane Lewis’s husband in this show.
He had married two women with the same name, Tammy Swanson.
But unfortunately, they all ended up divorced.
What can you learn from Ron Swanson quotes?
You’re going to find it after watching Parks and Recreation of course.
It’s an American sitcom TV series ran from 2009 to 2015.
Ron Swanson was the director of the Pawnee Parks.
And Recreation Department and was Leslie Knope’senior.
But after several years, he left his post and became the founder of a building and development company, Very Good Inc.
The Movie: Parks and Recreation (TV Series: Season 1)
Ron is against to the government’s interference.
He thinks that the park’s government doesn’t have to build parks.
But in the end, he has to approve it after the city planner cashes in some undefined favor.
Ron is actually about to leave his job in the government.
And he’s about to take an offer from an internet company.
It’s sad to say that the business isn’t promising at all.
The Character: Ron Swanson
Ron is a fisherman and an eager hunter who keeps a shotgun in his office.
He’s fond of woodworking and a fan of Ayn Rand’s works.
He lives a detrimental habit such as eating red meats and an alcoholic.
He also dislikes vegetables, vegetarians/vegan whatsoever.
He actually has a second job as a jazz saxophonist who goes by the name of Duke Silver.
Quotes Ron Swanson
Best Ron Swanson Quotes
My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke.
There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.
When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.
Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.
Barbecues should be about one thing: good shared meat.
Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious.
I work hard to make sure my department is as small and as ineffective as possible.
Ron Swanson America Quotes
When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.
Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye.
Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.
Next thing you want to do is ditch the terrier, and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.
I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
I just want to get the work over as soon as possible so I can do some fishing.
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.
Ron Swanson Quotes to Live By
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
The songs just play one right after the other! This is an excellent rectangle.
There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.
Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.
When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
I regret nothing. The end.
I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.
Ron, your family is beautiful.
I did, thank you again, I sold some of my gold and officially diversified my portfolio.
That’s gonna cost you and arm and a leg. Did you take my advice?
Trivia/Interesting Fact
Nicholas Offerman was awarded the Television Critics Association Award f in Comedy for his role as Ron Swanson.
In the beginning, the show was going to be named Public Service.
They changed it because they thought it wasn’t appropriate to ridicule Public Service.
Ron Swanson quotes aren’t to be taken seriously but they do come from his deepest thought.
If you’re currently looking for a funny and entertaining sitcom to live up your evening, watching Parks and Recreation will do.